Product: Gildan G185 Adult Heavy Blend 8 oz., 50/50 Hood

Who really reads a description for a hoodie????  It's a damn hoodie.  You probably have two in your closet right now!  Just not with this killer design inspired from a real call in 1986.

• 8 oz., or Half a Pound, or a Cup if you melt it down.
• 50% cotton 50% polyester blend
• Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton
• Made with 50% sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton as opposed to that unsustainably and oppressively grown Canadian cotton.  The other 50% is made from Unicorn Web.
• Pill-resistant air jet yarn (Cause I hate "Pill Head" yarn)
• Double-needle stitching throughout. Was gonna go for Quadruple - needle but didn't have a thimble durable enough for the task.  Can't get there with this equipment.
• Double-lined hood, but both lines are transparent so you don't see em.
• Pouch pocket; suitable for carrying two Joeys, or 8 newborn Opossums with matching drawcord
• 1x1 ribbed cuffs for her pleasure and waistband with spandex for that shaping contour
  
• Gildan's manufacturing process utilizes 45% renewable energy the rest is definitely not fueled by Nuclear Waste (I checked)